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When you meet the right person, you know it. You can’t stop thinking about them. They are your best friend, and your soulmate. You can’t wait to...

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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
- Oscar Wilde

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Thank you, Jane.

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My Forever OTPs → Thor/Jane

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Thor and Jane (Part one)

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April 16, 2012

“My recipe book of urine-based cocktails. You’ll love my classic mar-pee-ni.”

“A new service is out there to help you arma-get-it-on.”

“That’s just more hand-caught squirrel for the earth-man.”

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March 28, 2012

Because haven’t we all had to take a whore’s bath at least once in our life?

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March 25, 2012

Watch out, Hershel Greene is on a rampage

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March 23, 2012

The Muppets get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

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February 28, 2012

“Shaneing you”? Favorite new verb.

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February 21, 2012

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February 20, 2012

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February 13, 2012

Today’s shirt on Teefury. Prints also available on artist’s Etsy store.

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February 9, 2012

With cards like these, I might grow to enjoy Valentine’s Day. Click the source for full size images, print, and distribute to that wild card in your life.

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February 9, 2012

Latest episode of Happy Endings.

I’ve been with this show since the beginning and it just keeps getting better. This week’s episode is all sorts of fantastic. It’s so good I’m having the audio play in the background while I work.

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