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Penguin human. A puman. 

I have the sense of humor of a human and the fish eating abilities of a penguin. And the power of a baby wolf. And I’m quite good at swimming provided there’s no sharks to eat me.

The making of 32% alcohol content beer.

“Stop staring at Jerry like that.”

Plus the return of Orin!

The Lionel Richie ‘Hello’ Supercut You’ve Been Waiting For

Tracy: It’s all coming back to me. Oh my God! I slept on an old dog bed stuffed with wigs! I watched a prostitute stab a clown! Our basketball hoop was a rib cage – a rib cage! Why did you bring me here? I blocked all this stuff out for a reason! Oh, Lord, some guy with dreads electrocuted my fish! 

[Later] 

Tracy: All my life I’ve tried to forget the things I’ve seen — a crackhead breastfeeding a rat, a homeless man licking a Hot Pocket off the third rail of the G train! 

[Later still] 

Tracy: I’ve seen a blind guy bite a police horse! A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom! I once bit into a burrito and there was a child’s shoe in it! I’ve seen a hooker eat a tire! A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy’s! The sewer people stole my skateboard! The projects I lived in were named after Zachary Taylor, generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time! I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo! They were very drunk!

I remember watching (reading?) this years ago…still funny

Five day weekend? Brendan Fraser approves.